which explains tumblr’s obsession with masturbation.
I know I’m not on here much anymore, but I felt I should share this with everyone. Starting tomorrow I won’t be around here, or anywhere for that matter, for at least two weeks. It’s like I’m going out of town but I’m not and I’ll only be at one place for the entire time. It’ll be like I’m camping except I’ll be inside and not camping. I won’t have access to my phone or the internet. I’ll be off the grid. In the jungle. On the lamb.
I’ll be talking to people I don’t know and about things that some go to school for long periods of time to learn. It’s not gonna be fun and I’m even considering doing my impression of Tom Cruise the entire time but I’m afraid I don’t have the smile to pull that off. So I’ll most likely be going with either my Jon Lovitz, Robert De Niro or Tina Fey impression.
Wish me luck. I love you.
DID YOU KNOW THAT REHAB CLINICS DONT GIVE YOU ROBES OR SLIPPERS??!!!
With today’s technology, you’d think that girls named Destiny would be able to predict the future.
I never say bye when ending phone calls because I’m practicing for my big movie break.
Really, JarJar? Really?
P. S. JarJar // JonJon, no relation
Everybody wants to rule the world.
Nobody has nominated me for that stupid ALS challenge because I don’t have any friends :[
Dude: “Hey what’re you thinking about?”
Dude: “Being a bird flying through the sky, going anywhere I want. And then pooping on people.”
Star Wars’ Death Star dog toy. PetCo has like half an aisle of just Star Wars dog toys. Pretty rad.