BIG BREAK

I never say bye when ending phone calls because I’m practicing for my big movie break.

Really, JarJar? Really?

P. S. JarJar // JonJon, no relation

EWTRTW

Everybody wants to rule the world.

ALS

Nobody has nominated me for that stupid ALS challenge because I don’t have any friends :[

DUDE CONVO

Dude: “Hey what’re you thinking about?”

Dude: “Being a bird flying through the sky, going anywhere I want. And then pooping on people.”

Star Wars’ Death Star dog toy. PetCo has like half an aisle of just Star Wars dog toys. Pretty rad.

garshawoi:

I am 100% obsessed with this Halloween costume.

RUMORS

Get people talking about you on facebook: Start horrible rumors about everyone you know.