I never say bye when ending phone calls because I’m practicing for my big movie break.
Really, JarJar? Really?
P. S. JarJar // JonJon, no relation
Everybody wants to rule the world.
Nobody has nominated me for that stupid ALS challenge because I don’t have any friends :[
Dude: “Hey what’re you thinking about?”
Dude: “Being a bird flying through the sky, going anywhere I want. And then pooping on people.”
Star Wars’ Death Star dog toy. PetCo has like half an aisle of just Star Wars dog toys. Pretty rad.
I am 100% obsessed with this Halloween costume.
Get people talking about you on facebook: Start horrible rumors about everyone you know.